Welcome to the all-new Assorted Stories page. I hope that you enjoy your time here. We have a lot of fun writing them. Latest is at the top.
Star Wars Election (2000): It was bound to happen, now it has! An Election Spoof by Sean Walsh!

Wookieefarts Halloween Y2K (2000): Two Ghoulish treats written by Sean Walsh and Michael Ponte

Mike and Sean Go to Hell...and Worcester (2000): This is a somewhat true story based on a trip Sean and Ponte made to Worcester MA in December 1999. It features REAL pics from our trip. By Michael Ponte

A Star Wars Christmas Carol (1999): A long time ago (1998), in Southeastern Massachusetts, Michael began a story. It was a version of the Christmas Carol starring George Lucas as Scrooge. One week before Christmas, when he was supposed to finish the story. Sadly, he gave up, leaving his work unfinished sitting in his hard drive. One year after, the saga has been ressurected and is was finally finished. Read on! By Michael Ponte

Wookiemon! (1999): Lucas' latest attempt to reinvigorate star wars, and bring back Chewie from the dead! By Sean Walsh

Somebody's Getting Married (1999): A Wookieefarts CLASSIC! The wedding of Luke Skywalker and Mara Jade- set to the wedding song from 'The Muppets take Manhatten'. By Sean Walsh

Pepsi The Movie (1999): The ultimate film trailer by Michael Ponte and Sean Walsh!

The Whoring of Star Wars II (1999): Time to serve up some more product placement in Star Wars! By Michael Ponte

The Whoring of Star Wars I (1999): Popular advertisements in Star Wars. By Sean Walsh

Dark Horse Presents (1999): Why we can't just put out a good Star Wars series. By Sean Walsh

Windows in Space (1999): Bill Gates in the SW Universe By Sean Walsh

Coruscant Y2K (1999): The Computer Bug hits Coruscant! By Sean Walsh

Starring Darth Vader as God (1999): What would have happened if Darth Vader was God By Sean Walsh

The Final Showing of Episode One (1999): The Ghostbusters are called in to take out the demons hiding in the final theater showing the final reel of Episode One! by Sean Walsh

Jar Jar and the Marios (1999): Jar Jar Binks and the Super Mario Bros team up to fight the evil Trade Federation! By Sean Walsh, Concept by Michael Ponte.

Gassing (1999): The truth behind how Ben Kenobi distracted the stormtroopers in Star Wars: A New Hope. By Sean Walsh

Look Sir, Droids! (1999): The truth about what happened when the stormtroopers searched the deserts of Tatooine for R2 and 3PO in Star Wars. By Sean Walsh

Mastercard (1999): Two star wars mastercard commercials that Sean Walsh wrote and posted for RASSM.

You've got Mail (1998): Good old Emperor Palpatine and Ben Kenobi have a chat through AOL's Instant Messenger. By Sean Walsh

Darth Cartman (1997): The two greatest minds of the century switch places- Darth Vader and Eric Cartman- By Sean Walsh

3PO: The Last Straw (1997): We all knew that it was gonna happen someday. C-3PO finally looses control and reveals his violent nature! By Sean Walsh

The Disco Rapist (1996): Non SW. A stalker is loose upon the nightlife scene! The first bit of parody written by Michael Ponte back at the height of the "disco-retro" trend.

Deja-Vader (1996): This story deals with a day in the life of Darth Vader. He wakes up, goes to work and notices that something seems very familiar about his surroundings- By Sean Walsh

Star Wars Top Ten Lists (1996): This is the original! The first bit of Star Wars humor written by Sean Walsh. It was originally posted on RASSM (The Star Wars Newsgroup). Little did he know then what this humble collection of lists would cause.


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